Move along, nothing to see here…

matthew_noszka_by_brianjamie_for_ADON(In a quiet voiceover) Unicorns are mythical beasts, rarely seen in the public eye.  Only letting virgins approach, these majestic animals are to be treasured and venerated. Drawn by loud music, large crowds and copious amounts of alcohol, these fey entities are gossamer and silk, evaporating on the wind.

If you see one in the wild, do not startle it.  Approach carefully, with caution.  Surprising such beautiful creatures may cause them to flee. Aggressive moves confuse them, and friendly actions can construed as attacks. Do not feed the wildlife, and for goodness sake, don’t let it follow you home!!

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