…can I get an AMEN?
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It’s about damned time….
Coming June 2016. Bio-who????
Merry X-mas
This is not me. This is not how my Christmas is going. This is, however, a nice thought to have today, instead of coal. I blame it on the eggnog. Totally.
Uh-huh
Because everybody cooks supper with hot oil in a speedo.
The future is yesterday
And the longer version…
President of Planet Hot
Lucas Gil, President of Planet Hot. We are not worthy. Click to see the pretty.
Tradition #2
HOOO-AAAHH!
Really Stupid Idea #1
Move along, nothing to see here…
(In a quiet voiceover) Unicorns are mythical beasts, rarely seen in the public eye. Only letting virgins approach, these majestic animals are to be treasured and venerated. Drawn by loud music, large crowds and copious amounts of alcohol, these fey entities are gossamer and silk, evaporating on the wind.
You hate me.
Just…get it out there. You hate me. You hate the way I act, the way I dress, the way I talk, the way I take up space on this planet. God hates me. I’m going to hell. I am the destruction of the human race and life as we know it.