(In a quiet voiceover) Unicorns are mythical beasts, rarely seen in the public eye. Only letting virgins approach, these majestic animals are to be treasured and venerated. Drawn by loud music, large crowds and copious amounts of alcohol, these fey entities are gossamer and silk, evaporating on the wind.
Just…get it out there. You hate me. You hate the way I act, the way I dress, the way I talk, the way I take up space on this planet. God hates me. I’m going to hell. I am the destruction of the human race and life as we know it.
…that thing that came into being 100 years ago because we’re too lazy to learn about history.
1) Horseback riding, on TV, is not sexy. 2) Marc Warren, however, is.
and Josephine FOR THE WIN!!!!!
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Check out all the changes the Pledge of Allegiance has gone through over the years…and when. You’re in for a surprise.